Breast ye merry, gentlemen

by Sue Bailey

This post was written in December 2007; specific information contained within it may be out of date.

Mary CareyIf you’re eating, you might not want to read this. Mary Carey, porn star, one-time candidate for Governor of California and - surprise surprise - about-to-be star of reality TV, is selling her breast implants on eBay. 20% of the proceeds of the sale will benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. The 36D implants were removed two weeks ago, to be replaced with 36DDDs.

Carey said “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

Via Digital Journal.

Comments

3 Responses to “Breast ye merry, gentlemen”

  1. Gill on December 12th, 2007 5:06 pm

    Ewwwwwww!

  2. Suzanne Wells on December 12th, 2007 7:06 pm

    And I thought selling Britney’s toothbrush was bad. Is there anything people WON’T buy on eBay? No wait, don’t answer that!

    Happy bidding~
    Suzanne

  3. Suz on December 12th, 2007 9:23 pm

    Precisely ewwwwwwwwww
    Yuk

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